Product Description
Attention: For indoor use only.
- Width: 12 Inches
- Height: 18 Inches
- Material: 24 gauge US steel
- Shipping Weight: 2 lbs.
- Made in: USA
Dad Can’t Fix Screwed Metal Sign — 12″ × 18″
Because When Dad Can’t Fix It… We’re All Screwed
Give your space a touch of humor, authenticity, and attitude with this “Dad Can’t Fix Screwed” metal sign. Perfect for garages, man caves, workshops, or tool-rooms, this 12″ × 18″ sign packs personality and a wink for anyone who knows Dad’s tool-belt just might have that one part missing.
Crafted in the USA from heavy-gauge steel, this sign blends rugged build quality with bold design — so it doesn’t just hang on your wall; it works as décor. Whether you’re outfitting a workshop, upgrading your man cave, or gifting the handyman in your life, this piece says it all.
✅ Product Features
- Size: 12 inches wide × 18 inches tall — an ideal size for wall-display in garages, above tool benches, or behind bar stools.
- Material: 24-gauge U.S. steel — built to resist bending, denting, and stand up to workshop life.
- Construction: Hand-made to order in the USA — supporting domestic craftsmanship and ensuring attention to detail.
- Usage: Indoor display only — designed for interior spaces where the finish and typography can shine.
- Shipping Weight: Approx. 2 lbs — light enough to mount easily, substantial enough to feel premium.
Why You’ll Love It
- Instant Character & Humor: The bold quotation gets attention, garners the laugh, and says exactly what your wall meant to say.
- Built to Last: Unlike posters or vinyl decals, this is real metal — quality you can feel, finish you can trust.
- Ideal for Your Domain: Whether your space is a garage, shop, basement, or bar, this sign sets tone instantly.
- Great Gift for the Fixer-Upper Dad: A perfect nod to dads, grandpas or anyone whose tool kit is a way of life.
- Easy to Install: With manageable weight and size, you can hang it in minutes and let it do the talking.
Suggested Placement & Styling Ideas
- Above your tool chest or workbench, where humor meets utility.
- On a garage wall where friends and family know the “fix it” mantra.
- In a man cave or bar area, paired with vintage license plates, industrial lighting, or reclaimed wood accents.
- As a standout gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or house-warming for the handy-person in your life.
Care & Use Tips
- Indoor Use Only: For best preservation of finish and color, keep the sign in a protected environment (avoid direct weather, extreme sun).
- Mounting Advice: Use proper wall anchors for your surface (drywall, masonry, wood). Avoid overtightening screws to prevent metal warping.
- Finish Variation: Because each sign is handmade and the steel surface can exhibit natural variations, slight texture or tone differences may occur — they add character.
- Style Pairing: Match with rustic wood, black metal accents, vintage tools, and exposed bulb lighting for a cohesive workshop/man-cave feel.
